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shavingryansprivates:

remember in 2012 when that lady tried restoring that painting of jesus

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nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
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daffodilwords:

anogoodrabblerouser:

The odds of being attacked by a shark in the US are 1 in 11,500,000, but no one gets mad at people who want to avoid the ocean.

The odds of a woman being sexually assaulted in her lifetime are 1 in 6, but if she doesn’t feel safe around strange men she’s a stereotyping bitch.

Strange old world we live in.

BOOM MOTHERFUCKER

urbancatfitters:

you had me at “hello” and you lost me at “i think your friend is cute”

captainmjolnir:

People criticizing TFIOS because Gus sounds pretentious???

that was the point???

like literally at his fake funeral his best friend talks about how fucking pretentious he is and how annoying it was???

It was one of his character flaws? He was deliberately written that way?

You’re not being clever or critical by pointing it out, you are literally stating a fact about the novel that the author deliberately wrote


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Becoming a cold hearted bitch wasn’t really what I planned to do with my life but here I am